Last of the Toadish Tee Hee's (For a while)

Fear not...

I have tons of jokes ready...


I like the bank robber best (on this list).
Judy, here are some things to make you smile wqhile you're feelin' down. 102 WOW!



What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

What has more lives that a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.

Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.

Why are frogs such liars?
Because they are amFIBians.

How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.

What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
It started to croak up!

Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!




"Suffering is NOT the worst thing that can happen to us. Disobedience to God is the worst thing"
(Tom White 1970)