More froggie funnies...(or green guffaws)

I like to hospital one it makes me think of Mary.

What did one frog say to another?
You're such a WART!

Why did the frog croak?
Because he ate a poisonous fly!

What is a frog's favorite game?
Croaket

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
A croaking device!

What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.

Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.

How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny?
Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs!

Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !


"Suffering is NOT the worst thing that can happen to us. Disobedience to God is the worst thing"
(Tom White 1970)