Why did what? Cross where???

Here ya go Sirah, at yer request more cool jokes.

Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.

Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.

Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.

Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller

Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.

Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!

What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!

Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.

I was walking down the alley one day and I saw a frog kicking a can. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, "I'm moving!"


Enjoy !

"Suffering is NOT the worst thing that can happen to us. Disobedience to God is the worst thing"
(Tom White 1970)