Conversation Starters fer Sirah!

Because I know you crave 'em so....

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!

What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!

What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.

How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

what's the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.

And of course Sirah's favorite pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender see that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. Pirate says "Yarrrr..oyd loyke a whiskeee" Bartender says "no problem, cap'n, but you have to tell me...How'd you end up with a peg leg?" The pirate says , "Oye was swept overboarrrd into a school of sharks. As me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off." Bartender says "Wow! What about your hook?" Pirate says "Well, we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand." Bartender says "Incredible! So what's with the eye patch?" Pirate says "A seagull dropped in me eye" Bartender says "Really? You lost your eye to a seagull?" Pirate says "Yarrrr...it was me first day with the hook."

"Suffering is NOT the worst thing that can happen to us. Disobedience to God is the worst thing"
(Tom White 1970)